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i love you mirror versions i love you possession i love you cloning i love you simulacrums i love you shadow selves i love you digital copies of a mind i love you alternate timeline versions i love you tropes that play with identity and what it means to be a certain person
Okay so here’s my interpretation of the ending of Almost Nowhere. It may even be half-fanfic. This is the Long Straight Path Ending. Spoilers follow the cut.
imagining a world where Homestuck and Almost Nowhere swap places and there’s an entire active community of people who roleplay as distinct Annesonas and do collaborative roleplay by writing in each other’s notebooks
it gets to the point where this becomes the main cultural impact of the work and a group of unrelated people team up to write a visual novel just about inter-Anne relationships
I left Almost Nowhere exactly as I came in: understanding absolutely nothing and feeling intensely like my specific thought patterns are the wrongest thing in the universe. I don't think I like the ending.
Okay no I actually get it now, the ending is good actually, it's just that Twenty-Seven is awful at explaining what's good about it.
No wait, it's bad actually, the intent is all wrong. Am I going to have to write an Almost Nowhere microfanfic, making just a small ripple in the waves upon waves of alts? It would be appropriate.
My evaluation of the ending finds no fixed point.
I left Almost Nowhere exactly as I came in: understanding absolutely nothing and feeling intensely like my specific thought patterns are the wrongest thing in the universe. I don't think I like the ending.
Okay no I actually get it now, the ending is good actually, it's just that Twenty-Seven is awful at explaining what's good about it.
No wait, it’s bad actually, the intent is all wrong. Am I going to have to write an Almost Nowhere microfanfic, making just a small ripple in the waves upon waves of alts? It would be appropriate.
I left Almost Nowhere exactly as I came in: understanding absolutely nothing and feeling intensely like my specific thought patterns are the wrongest thing in the universe. I don't think I like the ending.
Okay no I actually get it now, the ending is good actually, it’s just that Twenty-Seven is awful at explaining what’s good about it.







