Celestial Mechanic

youvegottthelove:

ohshiitakemushrooms:

Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live action The Road to El Dorado together?

my organs have stopped functioning please let this happen

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best-of-funny:

the-vashta-nerada:

my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101

as in 

a class that teaches you how to climb trees

let’s talk about the american education system

It’s preparing us for the days when lawyers will need to climb trees, of course.

(via importantpersonage)

awesome-pictures-awesome:

The pendulum in the Physics Department stopped working…

(via importantpersonage)

handsome-jack-here:

Hey, baby, what’s your sine? Is it π/2? ‘Cause you’re number 1!

(via drcthulwho)

diversestuck:

☆⌒（＊＾∇゜）v

(via pocstuck)

mightyenarc:

tin-pan-ali:

mightyenarc:

tumblr famous fits the 6-6 format

you could have a fantroll named Tumblr Famous

his lusus is the fluffy chicken

WHEN THE HECKY DID YOU DO THIS I MISSED IT ENTIRELY

(via alixll)

starmagica:

wow i cant Believe this wtf yahoo.org

(via egbertkid)

charamei:

‘Asexual characters are boring’ is writer code for ‘I am too lazy and unimaginative to come up with character conflicts that don’t revolve around sex.’

(via elvensupremacy)

tesskun:

(Source: hellfirehotchkiss, via alixll)

i-tigerlily:

swagito-komaeda:

tigerlizzie:

I can’t believe Monobear bought Tumblr

the blogging experience of mutual unfollowing starts now

The rules are simple. You must successfully anon-hate on another user.

If the hater can be found, their tumblr will be deleted.

(via collennottellin)