simonjadis:

callmeoutis:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

The amount of notes concerns me

i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time

the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname

much to the dismay of the lead detective

(Source: loadedsword)

gangrelatedactivity:

wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?

duckbuckets:

Specific Rim

It’s just two and a half hours of newt correcting people on kaiju facts

(Source: steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve)

(Source: yellowfur)

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

Did you mean: Red Faction Guerilla?

drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

image

Canada’s time to shine has come

glorfyndel:

I’m supposed to be doing maths revision but there’s a typo on one of the worksheets

crappblr:

crappblr:

uncommonapp:

USA defense is flawless woop woop

we only spent like a trillion dollars on it sooooo

i’ve been informed that this is referring to the world cup game and not our annual defense budget

(Source: prelawsmiserables)

ectobiologist:

I’M JUST GOING TO PASS OUT A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT THINGS AS SNOW.

I read this rather strangely.

"No really, it’s snow."

"Are you sure? It looks like gummy bears."

"It’S SNOW DAMMIT"